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A little comic relief

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Some words to live by:
(submitted by RD member ED M. -  P.E.C., ON, Canada)

1) The things that come
to those who wait will be the things left by those who got
there first. 

2) The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

3) Nothing is foolproof to
a sufficiently talented fool. 

4) He who laughs last,
thinks slowest. 

5) Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine. 

6) Flashlight: A metal
tube used to store dead batteries. 

7) A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 

8) The shinbone is a
device for finding furniture in a dark room. 

9) If the shoe fits, get
another one just like it. 

10) Give a man a fish and
he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit
in a boat all day, drinking beer. 

Last Updated on Monday, 08 June 2009 12:58  

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