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Humor: Words to live by

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Words to live by:
(submitted by Retirement Detectives member Ed M. -  Prince Edward County ON, Canada)

1) The things that cometo those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

2) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

3) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

4) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

5) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6) Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

8) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9) If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.


Last Updated on Saturday, 01 August 2009 02:54  

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