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Humour: On Aging

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 Very funny - sent by June. Thanks. Roberto

 

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS
YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T 
LOOK THAT OLD.


 

WELL . . . 
YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


 

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.


 


 


 

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY,
I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME 
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.


 


 


 


COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD 
A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

  


UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER,
I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.


 


 


 


THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE..


 


 


 


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
HAD ATTENDED MORGAN CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL .. 
 


 


'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A RAM,'
HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.


 


 


 


WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' 
I ASKED.


 


 


 


HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1968.
WHY DO YOU ASK?'


 


 


 


YOU WERE I N 
MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. 

 


 


HE LOOKED AT 
ME CLOSELY.


 


 


 


THEN, THAT UGLY,


 


 


 

OLD,


 


 


 


BALD,


 


 

  WRINKLED FACED,


 


 


 


FAT-ASSED,


 


 


 


GRAY-HAIRED,


 


 


 


DECREPIT


 


 


 


SON-OF-A-BITCH


 


 


 

ASKED,


 


 


 

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???


 

 

 

 

 

Last Updated on Friday, 24 September 2010 13:44  

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