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Put seniors in jail, and criminals in retirement homes

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This was sent in by Fred from Panama. Thanks 

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home!

This way, the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies
and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc., and they'd RECEIVE money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be
laundered and ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals
and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard ,with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.


The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised,
lights off at 8pm and showers once a week.
They'd live in a tiny room, pay $5000.00 per month, and have no hope
of ever getting out. Justice for all.
 

Last Updated on Saturday, 25 September 2010 12:17  

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